I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you.
tall warrior woman wearing heavy armor and wielding a two-handed blade leaning over so her princess girlfriend wearing a pretty dress can stand on tippy-toes to kiss her on the cheek
tall warrior woman wearing heavy armor leaping into her princess girlfriends arms screaming shrilly because she’s seen a spider; princess girlfriend smiling indulgently escorts the lil guy outside
To think there are men that exist who get violently angry when a woman doesn’t cover up, or violently angry when she does…it just confounds me. Of everything you could be pissed off about, you are pissed off about how much a woman’s skin she shows/doesn’t show.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD